The titantron comes to life, and the camera's have all zoomed in on Distor backstage. He's grinning from ear to ear, until he takes a look at the matchcard he just got given. He's grin starts to fade a bit, and a frown comes over his face. Then he looks up again, and his grin reappears.
Distor: "Well, Showtime Wrestling's first PPV is right around the corner... and by the looks of things all the potential number one contenders are being decided tonight."
Distor looks down again to continue reading, then returns back to staring at the camera.
Distor: "And by the looks of it, I won't be one of them. But you know what? I want in on this show.... so, here's an announcement I'd like to make."
Distor looks over his shoulder, then down one of the side corridors to see if anyone is around.
Distor: "I challenge anyone, anyone at all, to fight me next week. You want to appear next week? Here's your chance. One on one. With the resident Aussie. There's 40-odd people on this roster, surely someone's willing to step up..."
Distor starts walking past the cameraman, and when the cameraman turns to get a shot at Distor, he's walking away, waving.
Distor: "See you next week."
(Open to get an answer...via seperate segment or interruption or something)